Irish Hammer
10:17 Sun Sep 7
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Was on a stag in Spain once and we negotiated an absolute munter of a brass down to €5 for a handjob for EVERYONE of us.
There was 12 of us. That's 42 cents each. And we could film it if we wanted !
She was so horrific no one wanted to let her near them. Had to just give her the fiver in the end to get her to fuck off
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chim chim cha boo
8:46 Sun Sep 7
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I'm already loving this thread. More stories please. Proper WHO.
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joyo
8:20 Sun Sep 7
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Fuck all
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bruuuno
12:25 Sun Sep 7
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I've been sort of seeing this Latvian girl who wants me to be her pimp. Fuck that
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HairySpotter
12:22 Sun Sep 7
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it was an actual homeless bird with the cardboard sign so a proper tramp ;-(
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HairySpotter
12:21 Sun Sep 7
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yeah ;-(
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Far Cough
12:21 Sun Sep 7
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Haha, Barking Dog is a fucking toilet
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Turan
12:19 Sun Sep 7
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Barking dog?
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HairySpotter
12:18 Sun Sep 7
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I once knew someone who fell out of the Boleyn one non matchday night and was approached by a woman who actually gave it the old "do u have the time" chat. He was hammered and at first told her to do one, but then she said, Ill give you a B for 20 quid and so he took her round the back to the garages behind the supporters club and received the service.
Next day, he had a first date with a beautiful young lady who he met at Barking station and so they popped into the pub next door whose name escapes me.
Sitting outside the pub was some scabby old tramp bird begging and stinking of piss. The female date said "look at the state of that" and my friend looked over and realised it was the bird from last night. Their eyes met and the tramp went "alright luv"
The guy was in fucking pieces and shamefully walked past into the bar whereby the female date asked him "do you know her?"
Of course not babe, she must be nuts
What a cad my FRIEND was
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Turan
12:08 Sun Sep 7
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I gave a girl a chocolate flaked finger for 99p
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Toe Rag
10:21 Sun Sep 7
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I was on a building site once and a brass wandered on. She offered to wank me off for 50 p.
50p FFS.
Skag is a terrible drug.
I haggled her down to 25p.
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Attwood
10:13 Sun Sep 7
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A Naval friend of mine secured the services of 2 Ladies in Kenya for a bar of soap, allegedly......
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mallard
10:08 Sun Sep 7
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Amsterdam used to be cheap before they went to over to Euros
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Bungo
10:00 Sun Sep 7
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One house, one car, endless maintenance, oh sorry you said 'least'.
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mongo
3:21 Sun Sep 7
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I quite often have freebies. Its called pulling
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tr3bor
3:12 Sun Sep 7
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$25 gta5 then killed and robbed it for $300
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CHICKEN RUN MANIAC
3:10 Sun Sep 7
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After I've shafted them firmly in the balloon knot, they have enjoyed it so much that they refuse payment.
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norwaytips
3:05 Sun Sep 7
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Paid? You're joking, I'm a guitarist. :-)
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